Foxys Gym

Terry Fox's AchievemEnts

 

Terry has had many archievements in his life which most of us know nothing about, here we will try and tell alittle bit about him.

Terry is a Life Member Of the Findon Skidkids

Terry is a Life Member Of Kilburn Football and Cricket Club Inc.

Life Member of South Australian Amatuer Football League

Honorary Membership for his Service To Amatuer Boxing

Basic Gaming Machine Operations

Advanced Gaming Machine Operations

AP: Anatomy And Physiology

Joint Easement And Deep Muscle Theropy

Advanced Sports Massage 2

Advanced Sports Massage 1

RM: Basic Massage

TPT: Trigger Point Therapy

Diploma Of Sports Massage

Certificate Of Appreciation "Three Star Mini Bike Club"

 

He has also had poetry written about him

"Crowd Control" by Geoff Goodfellow

Terry's the bouncer, six foot and thirteen stone
& if you're superstitious, you could get real unlucky
with this one

he looks like a cross between a boxer & a Staffordshire
& can start a blue in an empty house
(although he'd never admit it)

in this pub, HIS PUB
the owner, barmen, barmaids, cook & customers
eat shit
Terry's & there's some big logs amongst 'em
'cos Terry who used to box main events
on the east coast as "The Blonde Bomber"
is crowd control,

he's known by his train track knuckles
steel blue eyes, flat filleted nose
& when slow deliberate drawl drones down the bar
don't get y'r aspirations mixed up with y'r abilities MUG don't

but if you reckon you've got form he'll ask
are you insured - get out here on the lawn
where y' won't hit y'r head on the way down STUPID

now I'm not relegious but if you go
may the good lord or three of your best mates be with you

the customer with the compressed cheek bone calls him Sir
now the police Mister
others out of earshot call him a lunatic
others out of hours call him on the phone
where they can't be reached

he deals out punishment like a croupier
he's not scared by aces jokers clubs or jacks

but he's got a soft spot
found it one night in a leagues club in Sydney
knocked a bloke into a coma in "The Eighth"
cried for 3 days
soft they said bit bloody soft
oughta give the game away & he did except in this pub.